Bedtime Routine

Olivia (after brushing her teeth, smiling): Papa, I'm a vampire!

Me: Oh, you are?

O: I'm a peeing vampire!

Me (panicked): Okay, let's get you on the potty...

O: No, no, Papa. I'm just a PRETEND peeing vampire!

Another Work Haiku

Disposition (2010)

Box lunch, paper scrubs,
Lorazepam and Haldol.
Ready for transfer.

ED Haiku

Triage (2004)

I am the lifeguard
on duty at the shallow
end of the gene pool.

Truth (2006)

Everybody dies.
We just run interference
for a little while.

Informed Consent (2009)

Propofol is what
killed Michael Jackson; let us
give it to your child.

Post holer...for digging holes for posts

So, I've had this account for well over a year. And I've never posted a thing. Maybe it's time.

I'll start with a couple of pictures. One of the kids from the front, and another from, well, the back...

More to come? I hope so!