Olivia (after brushing her teeth, smiling): Papa, I'm a vampire!
Me: Oh, you are?
O: I'm a peeing vampire!
Me (panicked): Okay, let's get you on the potty...
O: No, no, Papa. I'm just a PRETEND peeing vampire!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Another Work Haiku
Disposition (2010)
Box lunch, paper scrubs,
Lorazepam and Haldol.
Ready for transfer.
Box lunch, paper scrubs,
Lorazepam and Haldol.
Ready for transfer.
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